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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                    Club Notice - 08/11/00 -- Vol. 19, No. 6

       Chair/Librarian: Mark Leeper, 732-817-5619, mleeper@lucent.com
       Factotum: Evelyn Leeper, 732-332-6218, eleeper@lucent.com
       Distinguished Heinlein Apologist: Rob Mitchell, robmitchell@lucent.com
       HO Chair Emeritus: John Jetzt, jetzt@lucent.com
       HO Librarian Emeritus: Nick Sauer, njs@lucent.com
       Back issues at http://www.geocities.com/evelynleeper
       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

       The Science Fiction Association of Bergen County meets on the
       second Saturday of every month in Upper Saddle River; call
       201-447-3652 for details.  The Denver Area Science Fiction
       Association meets 7:30 PM on the third Saturday of every month at
       Southwest State Bank, 1380 S. Federal Blvd.

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       1. They were talking on the radio again about the transition  to  a
       "digital  economy."  What do they think we have now?  Have you ever
       heard of a non-digital economy?  I mean since the  days  of  Olduvi
       Gorge.   When was the last time you went to buy a loaf of bread and
       they asked for a medium-sized handful of coins?  [-mrl]

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       2. It is getting to be time to tie up this discussion, but I should
       make some mention about the homogenization of our culture as far as
       restaurant chains go.  The  success  of  the  restaurant  franchise
       system  has  been  great  news  for rejecters and terrible news for
       people who are looking for culinary adventure.  I know of one child
       who refused to visit Florida until he was assured that the Sunshine
       State had plenty of Burger  Kings.   More  recently  having  driven
       through  the  South I can say he had nothing to worry about.  It is
       extremely easy to find  Burger  Kings  all  over  that  region  and
       probably  all over America.  Driving through my native New Jersey I
       see the same restaurants from one town to the next.  Every town has
       a McDonalds, a Burger King, a Taco Bell, and a KFC.  There are some
       other more limited chains like Denny's, Red Lobster, Olive  Garden,
       etc.   It  must be very comforting for some people to know they are
       never more than five miles from a Burger King  Whopper.   All  over
       the country you find the same restaurants like they were cut with a
       cookie cutter.  Oh, you can find less franchised  restaurants,  but
       the easiest to find are always the national chains.

       It is interesting that even as popular as Chinese food is  in  this
       country  there  seem  to be very few chains of Chinese restaurants.
       Sure I have seen successful restaurants open  a  second  branch  or
       perhaps  even a third, but that is about the extent of it, at least
       for menu restaurants.  Of late a new kind of Chinese restaurant has
       opened,  the  steam-table  buffet.   There really does seem to be a
       small chain of steam-table buffet  Chinese  restaurants.  Rejecters
       seem to feel more comfortable with the added variety a buffet gives
       coupled with the opportunity to preview.  Generally Chinese buffets
       have  a  stock  of  comfort food that so people do not have to fear
       they will only have dishes made from things with tentacles.  Enough
       people  are  comfortable  with  Chinese food that chains of Chinese
       food.  Even more strange, while they are not chains per se, a bunch
       of  nearly identical Chinese take-out restaurants have sprung up so
       that there is one in nearly every shopping center.

       Asian Indian food is  another  study.   There  are  some  authentic
       Indian  restaurants in this country, but as with Mexican you fairly
       much have to go to an ethnic neighborhood to find it.  In our  neck
       of  the  woods  that means Edison, New Jersey.  Most Indians I have
       met tell  me  that  Indian  restaurant  food  in  this  country  is
       expensive and generally only mediocre.  But the roles of Indian and
       Chinese food are in Britain the reverse of what they  are  in  this
       country.  Chinese restaurants are expensive and frequently mediocre
       in Britain, but Indian restaurants are plentiful and  fairly  good.
       I  have  just  heard that in Britain fish and chips is no longer as
       popular as are Indian  curries.    A  British  invention  called  a
       Balti,  really  an  imitation of Indian food much like chop suey is
       imitation Chinese, is available all over Britain  and  is  becoming
       available  in  India.  So is Chicken Tikka Masala, a British sauced
       version of India's previously dry spicy chicken dish.

       In fact my experience was that the best Indian food I ever had  was
       in  Edinburgh, Scotland.  The Scots for the most part have given up
       on even their own people wanting to eat their cuisine when they  go
       out.   You can get authentic Scottish food in some pubs, but search
       for Scottish food in a  restaurant  in  Scotland  and  you  can  be
       looking  for  a  long time.  On the other hand their Indian food is
       really superb.  The popular restaurants  in  Scotland  seem  to  be
       pizza  places, hamburger places, and Indian restaurants.  The Scots
       seem to be the only people who  are  not  really  comfortable  with
       their  own  food.   That  is carrying rejection too far.  But there
       something rather strange  has  taken  place.   They  seem  to  have
       adopted a foreign cuisine as their main comfort food.

       There is probably a lot more to say about  the  emerging  field  of
       restaurantology,  but  perhaps  fours weeks on the subject is a bit
       much.  I knew I had some things to say when I got  started,  but  I
       did  not  intend  to make such a meal of it.  Next week I promise I
       will not be talking about food.

       Let me correct something I said wrong in a previous  article.   The
       nickname of a fish and chips shop in Britain is not a "chipper" but
       a "chippy."  Of course we have a different meaning for "chippy"  in
       the  US.   Funny  how  we  use  the  same slang words for different
       meanings.  Whether you are in the US or  Britain,  if  you  have  a
       "chippy"  just  west  of  you  and "tart" just east of you, you are
       probably about to feed a prostitute who  is  facing  the  Atlantic.
       [-mrl]

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       3. SPACE COWBOYS (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule:    In     a     something-for-everyone
                 adventure-comedy,   four   Air   Force  pilots,
                 would-be astronauts from the  Sixties,  now  in
                 their  seventies,  get a chance to fly in space
                 on what turns out  to  be  an  important  space
                 mission.   This  is  a  warm family comedy with
                 more emphasis on characters' personalities than
                 on  special  effects  that transcends its Over-
                 the-Hill-Gang-in-Space high concept.  Rating: 7
                 (0 to 10), low +2 (-4 to +4)

       THE RIGHT STUFF told how U.S. Air Force test  pilots  who  had  the
       so-called  "right  stuff" were nevertheless washed out of the space
       program by  the  government  bureaucracy.   That  film  was  almost
       certainly  the inspiration for SPACE COWBOYS in which four of those
       pilots, now in their seventies fly an important shuttle mission for
       NASA.   The  film  opens with the four young test pilots, guys with
       the smarts  and  the  guts  it  takes  to  save  themselves  in  an
       emergency,  being  frustrated  in  their  dreams  to  fly in space.
       Locked out are Frank Corvin, Tank Sullivan, Jerry O'Neil, and  Hawk
       Hawkins, all commanded by the marginally competent Bob Gerson.

       Flash forward to the present.  The Russian communications satellite
       Ikon, dating back to the cold war era, is in a decaying orbit.  For
       reasons not being clearly explained by anyone it is very  important
       that  the  satellite  be  placed  back  into a healthy orbit.  High
       people in both the American and  Russian  governments  are  anxious
       that  it  not  be  allowed to simply re-enter the atmosphere as its
       current course will take it.  A NASA mission  is  being  headed  by
       Sara  Holland  (Marcia  Gay Harden) under the management of program
       veteran Bob Gerson (James Cromwell) to repair the  guidance  system
       and  put  the  satellite back in orbit.  Retired pilot Frank Corvin
       (Clint Eastwood), previously  washed  out  of  the  space  program,
       designed  a  guidance  system in the Sixties and it is the one that
       was used aboard the Ikon.  He is asked to come  out  of  retirement
       and help repair the Ikon's guidance system.  Frank asks the obvious
       question: what  is  his  guidance  system  doing  aboard  a  Soviet
       satellite  sent up during the Cold War?  He does not get an answer.
       Corvin's deal for NASA: They can have his help only  if  his  1960s
       team  of  four  pilots  get to fly the mission.  Gerson's response:
       they can go if they can get through training.

       Corvin collects the other three members.  There  is  Tank  Sullivan
       (James  Garner),  now  a  Baptist  minister.   Jerry O'Neil (Donald
       Sutherland) now engineers roller-coasters, and Hawk Hawkins  (Tommy
       Lee   Jones)  flies  biplanes.   Corvin  reassembles  the  somewhat
       startled and bemused team and they begin their training.   When  it
       is clear that they cannot possibly get through the training through
       fair means, they resort to foul.  Somewhat irksome is the  unlikely
       device  that the nearly blind Jerry O'Neil is able to bluff his way
       so that nobody suspects.  The training  is  a  major  part  of  the
       movie.   The  actual  mission  does  not  begin  until about ninety
       minutes into the film.  All the while the mystery of this enigmatic
       Soviet satellite deepens as the questions begin to pile up.

       At the center of the  story  is  Eastwood,  not  the  world's  most
       emotive  actor, and Tommy Lee Jones.  Donald Sutherland as an aging
       Lothario who bluffs his way around  his  near-blindness.   Garner's
       trademark  is  his low-key quietly amused performances.  Here he it
       works against him as he frequently melts into the  scenery  in  the
       presence  of  the  other major actors.  Marsha Gay Harden is a good
       choice for the mission planner.  Many actresses would look a little
       too  glamorous  in  the  role and she gives the impression of being
       more an intelligent, no-nonsense sort of person.   William  Devane,
       who  in  other  films frequently shows little more characterization
       than a funny way of talking, for once has a role that he  can  sink
       his teeth into as the gum-chewing Mission Control.

       Nicely handled is the prologue set  in  the  1960s.   It  would  be
       impossible  to  make  the  cast  look so many decades younger.  The
       characters are played by look-alike actors  with  the  real  actors
       voices  processed to sound younger.  The sequence does not entirely
       work to convince the audience these are the same people, but it  is
       close  enough for the viewer to go with it.  The younger version of
       Eastwood (Toby Stephens) looks close enough to Eastwood that  there
       may  have  been  some  digital processing going on.  In general the
       space special effects are kept conservative and inexpensive.  Stock
       footage  seems  to be used where possible.  But this film is not an
       effects extravaganza.  You probably do not go to a film  like  this
       dazzling  effect,  for  excitement,  or  even  believability in the
       adventure.  You want to see the interplay of four elder stars, each
       with  proven  comic  flair  from  earlier  films.  As expected they
       deliver.

       SPACE COWBOYS will probably be  classified  by  most  people  as  a
       science  fiction  film,  though  there is not much in it to make it
       science fiction any more.  But it is a well-crafted  film  with  an
       accent on characters.  I rate it a 7 on the 0 to 10 scale and a low
       +2 on the -4 to +4 scale.  [-mrl]

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       4. HOLLOW MAN (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule: Really  disappointing  is  this  films
                 complete    failure    of    originality    and
                 imagination.  Now that filmmakers  have  visual
                 special  effects  sufficient to do an invisible
                 man story on the screen, they  no  longer  have
                 writers  who  can think of intriguing things to
                 do with  the  idea.   Some  incredible  special
                 effects  cannot  save  a  pedestrian and overly
                 familiar plot.  Rating: 3 (0 to 10), -1 (-4  to
                 +4)

       If Hollywood's makers of summer films  can  be  said  to  show  any
       creativity and imagination--admittedly a difficult point of view to
       defend--it is in how they manage to takes such a  variety  of  film
       premises and turn them into standard borrowed endings.  It is truly
       remarkable how many different  films  build  to  cliches  like  the
       sympathetic  underdogs  winning  the  big game.  The other standard
       ending, which if you think about it is  only  a  variation  on  the
       first one, is the sympathetic heroes in a confined space facing and
       defeating something that wants to kill, perhaps  already  has,  but
       cannot  itself  be killed.  We saw it in IT! THE TERROR FROM BEYOND
       SPACE, ALIEN, ALIENS, HALLOWEEN, and who knows how many more films.
       Of  the  eight  films playing currently at my local multiplex three
       have unkillable killer endings.  One of them is  HOLLOW  MAN  which
       begins as a revisiting of concepts from H. G. Wells's THE INVISIBLE
       MAN but in the end is just two people being chased by  a  perfectly
       visible monster and killing him several times only to have him keep
       on  coming.   The  once-respectable  Paul  Verhoeven  should   have
       rejected the script as inferior, but instead let it be just another
       step in his decline.  Besides  its  striking  lack  of  originality
       HOLLOW  MAN  wastes  some of the most interesting convention of the
       Invisible Man.

       Most invisible man films are all based on H. G. Wells's  novel  THE
       INVISIBLE  MAN.   That  novel is itself a reframing of the story of
       Gyges, which today  we  remember  best  through  its  reference  in
       Plato's REPUBLIC.  Gyges, a shepherd who comes into possession of a
       ring of invisibility, uses it unscrupulously to make himself  king.
       In the dialog of THE REPUBLIC Glaucon suggests that god-like power,
       like that of Gyges, of necessity corrupts.  These stories  look  at
       the  power an invisible man has and frequently examine whether that
       power really does necessarily  corrupt  the  person  who  has  that
       power.   One  important aspect is that he can be virtually anywhere
       unseen, using his power in clever ways.  But since this film places
       the  invisible  man  in  an  inescapable deep lab complex (with the
       exception of one short sequence) most of the imaginative  power  of
       the concept is thrown away.  There is just too much haste to get to
       the secure territory of cliches and ultra-familiar plotting.

       Sebastian Caine (Kevin Bacon) heads up a  super  secret  government
       project.   With  his  ingenious process he already can make animals
       invisible.  Ironically his most difficult problem  is  making  them
       visible  again.  (Perhaps this is also an idea borrowed from Wells.
       As the novel begins Griffin has already made himself invisible  and
       struggles  to  find  the way back to visibility.  The old Universal
       Invisible Man series stretches this  quest  over  multiple  films.)
       For  Sebastian's discoveries he expects to win a Nobel Prize.  (Why
       does every cinematic mad scientist who can grow  a  three-foot-long
       blood-sucking garden slug think that is what they give Nobel prizes
       for?)  The military is ready to cut his funding for lack of  usable
       results  so Sebastian decides to experiment on himself.  He already
       is a bit of a jerk, will the  power  that  invisibility  gives  him
       exaggerate  his  character flaws into madness?  Was this plot built
       from a kit or what?

       This is a film that could have risen to the level of mediocre,  but
       blows  it in the cliched final reel.  Sure, there is a tradition in
       films that the hero and the villain survive hazards and  situations
       that  really  should have killed them.  The final sequences of this
       film go beyond any reasonable suspension of disbelief.  The writers
       confuse  the  concepts  of "invisible" and "invincible."  Sebastian
       goes through a  gauntlet  that  should  have  reduced  him  to  the
       consistency  of  tapioca  pudding,  made  even worse by him running
       around  without  the  protection  of  clothing,  but  he  keeps  on
       fighting.   The  heroes  themselves survive treatment only a little
       gentler.

       The script by Andrew W. Marlowe seems oblivious to the  most  basic
       technical issues about invisibility.  H. G. Wells gave more thought
       to the technical questions of  invisibility  than  went  into  this
       film.   This  film  uses  Star-Trek-style  double-talk  physics  to
       explain the invisibility in  the  first  place,  something  like  a
       "quantum phase shift," but then apparently is going to use chemical
       and biological means to bring the guy back.  At one point Sebastian
       eats a Twinkie and it is immediately invisible.  Wells knew better.
       Sebastian is totally invisible and  yet  his  eyes  are  apparently
       still  focusing.   Again Wells knew better.  Even the opportunities
       for prurient voyeurism, while absent from Wells, have been  handled
       considerably better elsewhere.  Jerry Goldsmith probably saw little
       effort on the part of the filmmakers to exercise  much  imagination
       and followed suit with what is one of his least memorable scores.
       Not to be totally negative and  to  give  the  film  its  due,  the
       special effects are uniformly dazzling.  The original series used a
       few simple effects that were not entirely convincing.  Most notably
       I believe they filmed in a black room an actor with clothing over a
       black velvet suit that totally  covered  him.   Only  the  clothing
       shows  and  it gives them an image they could lay on top of another
       shot.  The computer has changed a very  great  deal.   The  visuals
       here  are  flawless  and  delightful.   Also  as  is  ironically if
       frequently the case, even a very bad horror film can  have  a  very
       good  first scene.  (MARS ATTACKS is a prime example.  Most of what
       is good in that film is in the  pre-credit  sequence.)  The  horror
       potential  of  concept  of  an  invisible  predator  has never been
       captured on film so well as in the first scene of HOLLOW MAN.  That
       makes  it  all  the  more disappointing how the filmmakers so badly
       blew the rest of the film.

       For the same budget this film could have brought the invisible  man
       film  into  the modern age.  Instead if will hopefully quickly sink
       from sight.  I rate this a 3 on the 0 to 10 scale and a -1  on  the
       -4 to +4 scale.  [-mrl]

                                          Mark Leeper
                                          HO 1K-644 732-817-5619
                                          mleeper@lucent.com

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